This baby is cramping my style

A few weeks ago, as a result of not having anything interesting to write about, I simply jotted down words that had become a part of my venacular in the past few months that I never thought I would say with such frequency. And here is Part 2 to what I'm sure will be a multi-volume series.

Things that I have still tried to do while holding a baby that are exceedingly more difficult than they would be normally.

1. Typing (Am I currently holding Elliott and punching this out with one finger? Perhaps)
2. Playing Madden (devastating since I was expecting this to be my primary babysitting tactic when I'm home alone with Elliott in April.)
3. Peeing (Just guessing here... as far as Shelbi knows)
4. Playing the piano (See below)
5. Feeding the dog (A pacifier may have ended up in a water dish)
6. Feeding myself (the other day I looked down and thought that Elliott had developed horrendous dandruff... it was crumbs from my toast.)
7. Interviewing high school basketball coaches on the phone (Me: "So what do you guys have to do to turn this around by next Tuesday?" Coach: "Is... there a baby over there?"
8. Taking out the recycling (which almost ended disastrously)
9. Frantically running down the hall in time to tell Shelbi where she has seen some guy who is on Law and Order before. (He was on Lost)
10. Driving


 

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